How to play
Be a very naughty dog
You have ninety seconds. Eat, drink, then make as much mess as you can, and don't get caught. Here's everything you need to know.
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The controls
| Move | Arrow keys or WASD. On a phone, the d-pad. With a mouse, click where you want to go (switch it on in the pause menu). |
|---|---|
| Poo | Hold Space or J. On a phone, hold B. Let go when the marker is in the green. |
| Pee | Hold Shift or K next to something. On a phone, hold A. |
| Zoomies | Double-tap a direction, or hold X. Fast, but it uses up your puff. |
| Menus | A or Enter to pick, B or Esc to go back. A gamepad works too. |
| Pause | P or Esc, or the menu button on screen. |
How you score
1. Fill up
Walk over food to eat it, or stand by a bin to rummage. Stand in a puddle to drink. Your tummy and bladder bars fill up.
2. Poo
Hold to squat. The longer you hold, the bigger it gets: a nugget, a proper log, a mega log, then the monument. Let go in the green for a perfect drop. The cheekier the spot, the bigger the multiplier.
3. Pee
Lift a leg on lampposts, gnomes, printers, sofas. The first time you mark something you get a bonus. Mark every lamppost for TERRITORY.
4. Bank it
Every mess adds to your stink chain and pushes its multiplier up. Nothing is safe until you bank it: hide in a bush or a plant, or get back to your bed.
Don't get caught
The catchers patrol with a cone of vision. If anyone sees you, the heat goes up and they come looking. Get caught and your live chain is gone. Get caught twice and it's game over.
The street
Primrose Close
Lawns, prize roses and a very proud statue. Rodney the dog catcher has a net and a van full of backup. Caught twice: sent to the pound.
The office
The Agency
A creative agency with printers, a kombucha fridge and an arcade machine. Brenda and Derek are on patrol. Caught twice: sent to HR.
At home
Number 12
They just had the carpets done. Mum and Dad are watching. Caught twice: bath time.
Wreck the place
Zoom into things to knock them over: bins, gnomes, water coolers, sofas, the Christmas tree. Pee on anything electric and it goes bang. Wreck things back to back for a DEMOLITION multiplier, but it's loud, and everyone hears it.
Power-ups
Vindaloo
Your tummy stays full and every drop comes out three times.
Bean tin
Free zoomies, and your fart clouds stun anyone close.
Hosepipe
Your bladder stays full and every pee counts double.
Tips for a big score
- Poos far from home score up to double. Range out, then run back to bank.
- Catchers slip on your poo. Drop one in their path when they chase you.
- Make someone faint for a big bonus (and a badge).
- Bank before the chain gets too big to lose. A x5 chain is great, until you're netted.
- There's a hidden golden bone and five lost socks on the street.
Dogs and badges
Play as one of 12 dogs: sausage dog, labrador, pug, shiba inu, corgi, beagle, French bulldog, dalmatian, poodle, husky, German shepherd and greyhound. Pick a coat and collar colour for each one. Earn bones to unlock more, and collect 33 sticker badges.
